Or this: a bank teller goes to the bathroom when, suddenly, out of nowhere, he hears "REACH FOR THE SKY! THIS IS A ROBBERY!" The entire bank staff and all of the customers in the lobby, terrified and screeching in panic, hit the floor instead. A customer is executed for disobeying their handler's demands.
"LISTEN UP! WHEN I SAY JUMP, YOU SAY HOW HIGH! GOT IT? I WANT YOU ALL TO GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND PUT YOUR HANDS TO YOUR SIDES! MOVE IT!"
The captives quickly do as they are told. The teller in the bathroom, in a state of panic, realizes how valuable he is to have been born with this accursed death cock. Quickly, he pulls up Google on his iPhone, navigating as quickly as he can to Bang Bros. Whipping out his member, he furiously begins to beat his dick with the fury of a thousand suns. Just as he is about to climax, he calms down and puts his head to the restroom door to determine the position of his would-be attackers. Once he has finally aquired their location, he shoves open the door, and with the help of some 19 year old porn starlet's tits, his hand, and a whole lot of spit, he blows his buckshot load into the faces of the bank robbers...foiling their attempt to rob the bank with his money shot. (LOL.)