If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you choose?

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If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you choose?

Post by no fun » Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:17 pm

The buckshot would come out like a shotgun. The napalm, would of course, be fucking napalm.

I am, of course, advocating either as an alternative to mass sterilization. A much, much, lulzier alternative.
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Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho

Post by Darth Radical » Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:30 pm

Does She-Hulk exist in this equation?
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Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho

Post by worm merkin » Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:53 pm

had to go with napalm because i don't want the whole neighborhood knowing every time i jerk it (i assume it sounds like a shotgun as well?).
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Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho

Post by Darth Radical » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:08 pm

Also, this would drastically change the concept of the grudge fuck.
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Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho

Post by Cullen » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:32 pm

when i blow a load it's butterflies and Nerds Candy. I aim to please the sladies. you're welcome.
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Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho

Post by no fun » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:37 pm

CFLZOMG wrote:had to go with napalm because i don't want the whole neighborhood knowing every time i jerk it (i assume it sounds like a shotgun as well?).
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Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho

Post by sabo » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:17 pm

Honestly if I could have those rounds with 00 buck, salt, then hollow point it's not really a question. Jacking off becomes a matter of self defense. I'm not peter north up in here so that's a lot more useful than napalm. Napalm would be easier to control though, you can at least go for a trash can or something and not have to worry about shooting through a wall and killing your fat fucking neighbor's iguana with your 2000fps load of alloyed fury while she's devouring some ben & jerrys right out of the pint.

Although napalm load would be a good excuse to use fire extinguishers more often, so chalk me up as undecided.
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Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho

Post by Mike Bigtime » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:15 pm

CFLZOMG wrote:had to go with buckshot because i want the whole neighborhood knowing every time i jerk it.
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Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho

Post by adie » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:22 pm

Cullen wrote:when i blow a load it's butterflies and Nerds Candy. I aim to please the sladies. you're welcome.
Nerds? That's going to cause a nasty infection.... not to mention, you have to avoid the ladies with diabeetus.
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Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho

Post by flexyournoggin » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:50 pm

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Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho

Post by Cullen » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:48 am

adie wrote:
Cullen wrote:when i blow a load it's butterflies and Nerds Candy. I aim to please the sladies. you're welcome.
Nerds? That's going to cause a nasty infection.... not to mention, you have to avoid the ladies with diabeetus.
sorry my insulin-dependant sladies, but your beta cells must be this tall for you to ride.
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Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho

Post by Cullen » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:51 am

new question: what if it could be like a muzzle loader? i want to mod my dude piston into a potato gun.

that's right, i insinuated it's that big.
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Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho

Post by no fun » Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:11 am

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Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho

Post by some ghost » Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:22 am

dearest cullen, i support you and your endeavors. i will fund your research. the check is in the mail.

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Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho

Post by no fun » Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:51 am

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Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho

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Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho

Post by no fun » Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:34 am

Envision this: a Russian superman with the power to cum napalm. Nazi fortifications in WWII are a serious impedement to the advancement of the Motherland on the Eastern front. This man singlehandedly clears out enemy bunkers by masturbating to completion into a turret hole.

Can you say "WAR HERO"?
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Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho

Post by no fun » Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:44 am

Or this: a bank teller goes to the bathroom when, suddenly, out of nowhere, he hears "REACH FOR THE SKY! THIS IS A ROBBERY!" The entire bank staff and all of the customers in the lobby, terrified and screeching in panic, hit the floor instead. A customer is executed for disobeying their handler's demands.

"LISTEN UP! WHEN I SAY JUMP, YOU SAY HOW HIGH! GOT IT? I WANT YOU ALL TO GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND PUT YOUR HANDS TO YOUR SIDES! MOVE IT!"

The captives quickly do as they are told. The teller in the bathroom, in a state of panic, realizes how valuable he is to have been born with this accursed death cock. Quickly, he pulls up Google on his iPhone, navigating as quickly as he can to Bang Bros. Whipping out his member, he furiously begins to beat his dick with the fury of a thousand suns. Just as he is about to climax, he calms down and puts his head to the restroom door to determine the position of his would-be attackers. Once he has finally aquired their location, he shoves open the door, and with the help of some 19 year old porn starlet's tits, his hand, and a whole lot of spit, he blows his buckshot load into the faces of the bank robbers...foiling their attempt to rob the bank with his money shot. (LOL.)
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Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho

Post by devilspalm16 » Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:10 pm

The napalm bit kind of reminds me of the cheap flamethrower "cumshot" from the Night Owl's Artie ship. Nonetheless, that's what I voted.
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Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho

Post by no fun » Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:21 pm

I think it up, and then it happens:
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