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WEAPONS OF MASS DICKSUCTION
FUCK YEAH BLOW A LOAD LIKE A SHOTGUN 38%  38%  [ 3 ]
FUCK YEAH COCKTHROWER 63%  63%  [ 5 ]
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 Post subject: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you choose?
PostPosted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:17 pm 
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The buckshot would come out like a shotgun. The napalm, would of course, be fucking napalm.

I am, of course, advocating either as an alternative to mass sterilization. A much, much, lulzier alternative.


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 Post subject: Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho
PostPosted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:30 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho
PostPosted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:53 pm 
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had to go with napalm because i don't want the whole neighborhood knowing every time i jerk it (i assume it sounds like a shotgun as well?).


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 Post subject: Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho
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Also, this would drastically change the concept of the grudge fuck.

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 Post subject: Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho
PostPosted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:32 pm 
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when i blow a load it's butterflies and Nerds Candy. I aim to please the sladies. you're welcome.


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 Post subject: Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho
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CFLZOMG wrote:
had to go with napalm because i don't want the whole neighborhood knowing every time i jerk it (i assume it sounds like a shotgun as well?).


Yuuuuuuup.


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 Post subject: Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho
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Honestly if I could have those rounds with 00 buck, salt, then hollow point it's not really a question. Jacking off becomes a matter of self defense. I'm not peter north up in here so that's a lot more useful than napalm. Napalm would be easier to control though, you can at least go for a trash can or something and not have to worry about shooting through a wall and killing your fat fucking neighbor's iguana with your 2000fps load of alloyed fury while she's devouring some ben & jerrys right out of the pint.

Although napalm load would be a good excuse to use fire extinguishers more often, so chalk me up as undecided.

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 Post subject: Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho
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CFLZOMG wrote:
had to go with buckshot because i want the whole neighborhood knowing every time i jerk it.

Fixed.


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 Post subject: Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho
PostPosted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:22 pm 
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Cullen wrote:
when i blow a load it's butterflies and Nerds Candy. I aim to please the sladies. you're welcome.


Nerds? That's going to cause a nasty infection.... not to mention, you have to avoid the ladies with diabeetus.


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 Post subject: Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho
PostPosted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:50 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho
PostPosted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:48 am 
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adie wrote:
Cullen wrote:
when i blow a load it's butterflies and Nerds Candy. I aim to please the sladies. you're welcome.


Nerds? That's going to cause a nasty infection.... not to mention, you have to avoid the ladies with diabeetus.


sorry my insulin-dependant sladies, but your beta cells must be this tall for you to ride.


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new question: what if it could be like a muzzle loader? i want to mod my dude piston into a potato gun.

that's right, i insinuated it's that big.


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 Post subject: Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho
PostPosted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:11 am 
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 Post subject: Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho
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dearest cullen, i support you and your endeavors. i will fund your research. the check is in the mail.

also i love you


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 Post subject: Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho
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 Post subject: Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho
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 Post subject: Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho
PostPosted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:34 am 
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Envision this: a Russian superman with the power to cum napalm. Nazi fortifications in WWII are a serious impedement to the advancement of the Motherland on the Eastern front. This man singlehandedly clears out enemy bunkers by masturbating to completion into a turret hole.

Can you say "WAR HERO"?


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 Post subject: Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho
PostPosted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:44 am 
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Or this: a bank teller goes to the bathroom when, suddenly, out of nowhere, he hears "REACH FOR THE SKY! THIS IS A ROBBERY!" The entire bank staff and all of the customers in the lobby, terrified and screeching in panic, hit the floor instead. A customer is executed for disobeying their handler's demands.

"LISTEN UP! WHEN I SAY JUMP, YOU SAY HOW HIGH! GOT IT? I WANT YOU ALL TO GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND PUT YOUR HANDS TO YOUR SIDES! MOVE IT!"

The captives quickly do as they are told. The teller in the bathroom, in a state of panic, realizes how valuable he is to have been born with this accursed death cock. Quickly, he pulls up Google on his iPhone, navigating as quickly as he can to Bang Bros. Whipping out his member, he furiously begins to beat his dick with the fury of a thousand suns. Just as he is about to climax, he calms down and puts his head to the restroom door to determine the position of his would-be attackers. Once he has finally aquired their location, he shoves open the door, and with the help of some 19 year old porn starlet's tits, his hand, and a whole lot of spit, he blows his buckshot load into the faces of the bank robbers...foiling their attempt to rob the bank with his money shot. (LOL.)


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 Post subject: Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho
PostPosted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:10 pm 
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The napalm bit kind of reminds me of the cheap flamethrower "cumshot" from the Night Owl's Artie ship. Nonetheless, that's what I voted.


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 Post subject: Re: If you could cum buckshot or napalm, which would you cho
PostPosted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:21 pm 
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I think it up, and then it happens:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1344766/Terry-Allen-Lester-arrested-making-sex-toy-bomb-ex-lover-Christmas.html?ito=feeds-newsxml


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