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what's your favorite type of
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 Post subject: Re: FAQ: how to properly hump a chair
PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:12 am 
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 Post subject: Re: FAQ: how to properly hump a chair
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I didn’t want a son
I got one anyway
Little boys have nasty little
Things between their legs
I’d rather have a girl
A dolly I can dress
My pretty little princess
A transgender success

Daddy’s little girl
Daddy’s little girl
Dressing him in drag
He’s confused and kind of sad
Daddy’s little girl
Daddy’s little girl
Teaching him to be
A little she and not a he

I put the lipstick on his face
And make him wear a dress
He cries and carries on so much
Mascara makes a mess

We have a fashion show
He models mommy’s clothes
Teetering in heels
He learns to strut and pose
I make him tuck his stuff
Back between his crack
He stumbles when he walks
Until he gets the knack

Daddy’s little girl
Daddy’s little girl
Slipping hormones in his food
He blossoms into womanhood
Daddy’s little girl
Daddy’s little girl
His breasts begin to swell
Is he Michael or Michelle?

Teased by kids at school
Because I send him there
With his painted fingernails
And lacy underwear
He thinks I’m saving money
For his college education
I plan to use the money for
His sex change operation

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 Post subject: Re: FAQ: how to properly hump a chair
PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:03 pm 
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Started at the age of 4.
My mother went to the grocery store.
Went sneaking through her bedroom door to find something in a size 4.

Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls.
GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the one and only.

King for a day, princess by dawn.
King for a day in a leather thong.
King for a day, princess by dawn.
Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me.

My daddy threw me in therapy.
He thinks I'm not a real man.
Who put the drag in the drag queen.
Don't knock it until you tried it

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 Post subject: Re: FAQ: how to properly hump a chair
PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:30 pm 
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Axe and Stacks wrote:
Started at the age of 4.
My mother went to the grocery store.
Went sneaking through her bedroom door to find something in a size 4.

Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls.
GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the one and only.

King for a day, princess by dawn.
King for a day in a leather thong.
King for a day, princess by dawn.
Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me.

My daddy threw me in therapy.
He thinks I'm not a real man.
Who put the drag in the drag queen.
Don't knock it until you tried it



nice.

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Almost 4 years later, you still aren't at 666 Strudddddles
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haas, its too late, but 666 probably would have worked best.

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 Post subject: Re: FAQ: How do I access my account on www.clownpenis.fart?
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 Post subject: Re: FAQ: how to properly hump a chair
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Bearsharks are a major threat to National Security. We are uncertain just how many are already in the country, but also how many are just waiting to swim in.

There has not yet been a major attack of Bearsharks yet on American soil, but one would be next to impossible to predict. The only preparation that can be made is around the clock military response. Even then an entire navel ship could easily fall victim to a surprise attack.

One proposed maneuver to prevent an attack is too capture any Bearsharks found and transport them to another, less fortunate country, but this has two considerable flaws. The first is the pure danger to trying to capture a live Bearshark and the lives that could be lost. The second is, the hybrid animal may eat its way out of the country it is placed and return to America.

Not only do the Bearsharks propose a threat to National Security, but also to the free trade market that America is built on. Dr. Stephen T. Colbert released a statement of the danger of any kind of hybrid and free trade. He said it would reduce the number of products available to consumers. Instead of buying two things, Americans could save money and buy just one, the hybrid. This is seen as being anti-capitalist and anything anti-capitalist is communism.

By applying this idea to Bearsharks, it is safe to declare they are Communists. By using their political affiliation it may be possible to trace back their origins.

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 Post subject: Re: FAQ: how to properly hump a chair
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 Post subject: Re: FAQ: how to properly hump a chair
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Lance is most def the most fuckable one.


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 Post subject: Re: FAQ: how to properly hump a chair
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yeah.. but if it was just oral, i'd have JC suck me off. his mouth looks like a vag.


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 Post subject: Re: FAQ: how to properly hump a chair
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Morgan Freeman to Hunter S. Thompson in ten steps:

Morgan Freeman was in "Dreamcatcher" with Jason Lee
Jason Lee was in "Mallrats" directed by Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith direct "Zac and Miri" starring Seth Rogen
Seth Rogen was in "Horton Hears a Who" with Jim Carrey
Jim Carrey was in "the Cable Guy" with Mathew Broderick
Mathew Broderick was in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" with that guy from Spin City
That guy from Spin City was in Spin City with Michael J. Fox
Michael J. Fox was in "Back to the Future" with Crispin Glover
Crispin Glover was in that Charlie's Angels movie with Bill Murray
Bill Murray was Hunter S. Thompson in "Where the Buffalo Roam"

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 Post subject: Re: FAQ: how to properly hump a chair
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szrwillis wrote:
Morgan Freeman to Hunter S. Thompson in ten steps:

Morgan Freeman was in "Dreamcatcher" with Jason Lee
Jason Lee was in "Mallrats" directed by Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith direct "Zac and Miri" starring Seth Rogen
Seth Rogen was in "Horton Hears a Who" with Jim Carrey
Jim Carrey was in "the Cable Guy" with Mathew Broderick
Mathew Broderick was in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" with that guy from Spin City
That guy from Spin City was in Spin City with Michael J. Fox
Michael J. Fox was in "Back to the Future" with Crispin Glover
Crispin Glover was in that Charlie's Angels movie with Bill Murray
Bill Murray was Hunter S. Thompson in "Where the Buffalo Roam"

Fuck man, I have a program from high school somewhere that will take two actors and find the shortest route between them through imdb, definitely need to try and find it now. It wouldn't find that one though because bill murray played hunter thompson and wasn't in a movie with him.

But actually the oracle of bacon found it in 2 steps: http://oracleofbacon.org/cgi-bin/moviel ... =on&g27=on

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 Post subject: Re: serious discussion on the internet. *black tie required
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Its african american tie lulz....

Fuck Nick Haynes

Nick Cannon as well.

And the term heinous.

And rudolph.


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